Hey mom....

When kids start their sentences this way you have no idea what is coming. It could be a question, something they need me to do for them, they want to show me something, they spilled, the hurt their brother. The possibilities are endless. Last week my middle son who 3 says.
Hey mom I have a tail!
Oh you do! ( I am thinking he pretending to be some animal)
Yep! My tail is in between my junk...wanna see.
Nope that is alright I think I will pass.

Thanks dear for teaching him the many names of his body parts.